鬼周譯注評

披頭四的一首快歌「平裝書作家」（Paperback Writer），收錄在「1」精選輯(不是圖片那張)的第十四軌，獻給已經化成爛泥巴的人渣作家查理布考斯基，及其他正在吃屎等著被出版的坐家。
Paperback Writer
Paperback writer (Paperback writer, writer)
Dear sir or madam will you read my book it took me years to write
Will you take a look based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job
So I want to be a Paperback writer Paperback writer

It's a dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging wife,
Doesn't understand his son is working for the Daily Mail
It's a steady job
But he wants to be a Paperback writer Paperback writer
Paperback writer (Paperback writer)

It's a thousand pages give or take a few I'll be writing more,
In a week or two I can make it longer if you like the style
I can change it round
And I want to be a Paperback writer Paperback writer

If you really like it you can have the rights
it could make a million,
For you overnight if you must return it you can send it here
But I need a break
And I want to be a Paperback writer Paperback writer
Paperback writer (Paperback writer, writer)
Paperback writer (Paperback writer)...
★☆歌詞轉載自『歌詞銀行』　 http://so61.com/

中文譯詞：

平裝書作家 平裝書作家
親愛的老爺與夫人，看看我寫的書好嗎？
花了我多年的心血，您可否瞧上一眼？
改編自一個名喚李爾的人寫的小說
我需要一份工作
所以我想成為平裝書作家
平裝書作家

這個下流的故事是述說一個下流的傢伙
他那黏人的妻子並不理解他們的兒子在每日郵報上班
工作穩定
可是他只想成為平裝書作家
平裝書作家 平裝書作家

本書大約一千頁，頁數多少有些出入
一兩週之內我會寫出更多的篇幅
如果你喜歡這種調調，我可以再掰多一點
劇情也可稍作調整
我想要成為平裝書作家
平裝書作家

若您真的欣賞，版權就交給您
說不定一夜之間能讓您大賺一筆
若您堅持退貨，麻煩請寄到這裡
但是我需要休息
我想要成為平裝書作家
平裝書作家
平裝書作家
平裝書作家
平裝書作家